Gabrielle Union Shouting Out Dwyane Wade's "Stellar Penis" On Twitter Was A Heartwarming Gesture

Now that is a chick you leave your high school sweetheart wife for! Okay that’s a bit extreme, but still you have to tip your cap to Gabrielle Union for refusing to ignore the riff raff on Twitter and instead turning troll tweets into lemonade. No need to mute or block people. Own that your husband has an awesome dick and nobody can say anything back. Things have been tough for D Wade this year as is. The Heat didn’t want him. He probably already doesn’t want to be a Bull anymore. And his season is over due to injury. Which means it’s times like this that he needs his wife to carry him and leave only one set of footprints in the sand. Sure we already figured that Dwyane Wade had at the very least a decent dick and his wife probably isn’t the most unbiased source in the world. But it’s a nice gesture nonetheless. And we already know Gabi doesn’t mind getting a little PG-13 with her gestures on social media.

P.S. It has to be a matter of hours until LaVar Ball says that Lonzo has a better dick than D Wade.